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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:01
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
So they tried
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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Next, they tried...
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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